Monday, December 8, 2008

It happens to every guy sometimes, I'm sure.

What does it mean when a guy is hard as hell when you slide a buttplug up his ass, hard and dripping and making little "mmm" noises when you make him suck a dildo at your crotch, but goes totally soft when you try to fuck him regular?



Oh well, at least we still had the dildo handy.

7 comments:

  1. aw...... maybe he's really gay and denying it??

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  2. S2, 3, 4 lifts the penis off the floor.

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  3. Bruno - I has forgotted it! But sadly, yes. He's all like nice to me and shit now though. We talk and stuff! Very confusing.

    Maja - I don't think so; really it was just a matter of position and energy level, I just thought it was funny because I'm a mean person.

    William - Breakfast at 7, lunch at 12, dinner at 5!

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  4. The chair is against the wall. The linoleum aardvark eats pancakes for dinner.

    Am I doing this right?

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  5. Stingray - Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel A Virgin Girl's Vagina And Heiney!



    (Anatomy mnemonics.)

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