Wednesday, August 20, 2008

TMI... uh, Wednesday.

My Internet's being very on and off, but while it's on, some silly meme-questions stolen from figleaf...

1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest.

Not really. I try to be a good person, in the ways that count, and I try to be at least sort of aware of the political implications of my words and actions, but... I also like to be sarcastic and use mean words, and although I don't want to be a total jerk I also don't believe in a right to not be offended.

2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour?

Will, or have? I've run the Naked Mile, buddy. That was a group event though; I'm not sure if I have the nerve for solo-streakery. I probably do though. I hope so.

3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)?

Would, or have? I've literally had sex up on a stage in front of people. I'm, um, not shy. (Actually, I kind of am shy. But not about my body.)

4. Do you ever not have good table manners?

I know how to have good table manners, but a depressing number of my meals are eaten off a dashboard or my lap; when I'm at a table I have manners, at least.

5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe.

I always wanted to sit out in the park with a guy on a warm sunny day, me in a skirt with no panties and him in pants that unzip. And I'd sit in his lap and wiggle and grind and there would be people around us who wouldn't even know what as going on.

5 comments:

  1. 1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest.
    Only mostly, but much more so than many people I know.

    2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour?
    Unlikely. Not impossible.

    3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)?
    It would take special circumstances.

    4. Do you ever not have good table manners?
    Generally. Waiting until my mouth is empty before speaking isn't my strength, though.

    5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe.
    I like the idea of doing something without anyone around knowing. I like the idea of trying to make a woman moan when she doesn't want to be overheard. I dislike the idea of facing my neighbors after she's screamed her lungs out all night.

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  2. I dislike the idea of facing my neighbors after she's screamed her lungs out all night.

    :(

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  3. I dislike the idea of facing my neighbors after she's screamed her lungs out all night.

    As well you should. They might take revenge.

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  4. I've literally had sex up on a stage in front of people.

    Really? What were the circumstances? Was it vanilla sex, or something else?

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  5. Greenearth - It wasn't like a performance, it was just I was at a sex club and they happened to have a mattress up on a stage. So a guy and I went up on the mattress and he handcuffed me and caned me and fucked me on the stage.

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